Talking With The General
Speaking with the general

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it
was guard duty.

A General stepped out to take his dog for a walk. The nervous young
Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir,
Good Evening, Sir!"

The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good
evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"

Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the
General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".

The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night
that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"

The Private didn't agree, but then the private was just a private, and
responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type
of dog to train."

The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."

The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!

QUOTE OF THE MONTH

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow
man, which he proposes to pay off with your money.
--G. Gordon Liddy--